SUBWAY DOUCHERY : There Will Be Sweat
Running late… got a bit of a hangover… it’ll be fine, had a couple of leftover pizza bagels and I’m not sweating that bad so… OH MY GOD! Is this Lollapalooza ‘94? Is this guy (http://bit.ly/dbey3B) going to crowd surf onto the train? The sign says one minute but I think I’ve been standing here for hours. Everyone looks so angry. Oh no, my back is starting to sweat… it’s over. I’m going to get fired but it doesn’t matter because I’m going to live the rest of my life on this subway platform…
It will be beautiful… All of us will ban together as one cohesive society, watching packed trains drive by! We’ll ration our pre-made lunches and cigarettes. We’ll take the best looking members of our society and make them procreate in front of us. We’ll stuff purses with news papers for pillows. We can elect a king and dress him in our finest pre-underground clothing. I’ll finally get to that novel I’ve been meaning to write… Fuck it! I don’t care how packed the next the next train is because I’m stuffing myself into it the same way this guy stuffed himself into those jean shorts! (http://bit.ly/3glXD)
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I love NY, but subways in the summer are truly a hot mess.
