February 2012
43 posts
“Who wants to have sex after a meal? You are bloated and gaseous.”
– Hoda Kotb, Bethenny Ever After (via kbpresently)
Here are the lyrics to Britney Spears' "E-mail My...
“Email My Heart” It’s been hours seems like days, since you went away, And all I do is check the screen to see if you’re ok. You don’t answer when I phone, guess you wanna be left alone. So I’m sending my heart, my soul, and this is what I’ll say: [CHORUS] I’m sorry, oh so sorry, can’t you give me one more chance to make it all up to you....
“One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.”
– Virginia Woolf (via misswallflower)
I turn 25 today, which means I can rent a car and Blink-182 no longer mentions my age.
clientsfromhell:
I received an email at 3PM on a Thursday asking for a flyer by Monday.
Me: I have a full queue right now. To be honest, I don’t quite understand the terminology you’re using. Can we meet tomorrow about this project?
Client: I’ll be on vacation tomorrow but will be back on Monday.
Me: So you need this now?
Client: Let me know when you have time to talk about it. How’s...
TJ: and by their I meant they're
TJ: I never make that mistake
TJ: "john never drinks a second cup of coffee at home"
Note if you need to make me laugh "Airplane!" references are ALWAYS FUNNY AND NEVER GET OLD. Thank you goodbye
“As a former Astorian, you will be happy to know that it is seriously poppin,...”
– I recently e-mailed a childhood friend who lives in New York if she had any advice about moving (back) to the city (i.e., I whined about the high cost of rent / high cost of everything) and her reply included this tidbit.
I don’t know how I feel about hipsters and yuppies invading my hometown; I...
“You need to learn how to select your thoughts just the same way you select your...”
– E. Gilbert
“In uncertainty I am certain that underneath their topmost layers of frailty men...”
– John Steinbeck (via misswallflower)
