Who wants to have sex after a meal? You are bloated and gaseous.– Hoda Kotb, Bethenny Ever After (via kbpresently)
Here are the lyrics to Britney Spears' "E-mail My...
“Email My Heart” It’s been hours seems like days, since you went away, And all I do is check the screen to see if you’re ok. You don’t answer when I phone, guess you wanna be left alone. So I’m sending my heart, my soul, and this is what I’ll say: [CHORUS] I’m sorry, oh so sorry, can’t you give me one more chance to make it all up to you....
One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.– Virginia Woolf (via misswallflower)
I turn 25 today, which means I can rent a car and Blink-182 no longer mentions my age.
clientsfromhell: I received an email at 3PM on a Thursday asking for a flyer by Monday. Me: I have a full queue right now. To be honest, I don’t quite understand the terminology you’re using. Can we meet tomorrow about this project? Client: I’ll be on vacation tomorrow but will be back on Monday. Me: So you need this now? Client: Let me know when you have time to talk about it. How’s...
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TJ: I never make that mistake
TJ: "john never drinks a second cup of coffee at home"
Note if you need to make me laugh "Airplane!" references are ALWAYS FUNNY AND NEVER GET OLD. Thank you goodbye
As a former Astorian, you will be happy to know that it is seriously poppin,...– I recently e-mailed a childhood friend who lives in New York if she had any advice about moving (back) to the city (i.e., I whined about the high cost of rent / high cost of everything) and her reply included this tidbit. I don’t know how I feel about hipsters and yuppies invading my hometown; I...
You need to learn how to select your thoughts just the same way you select your...– E. Gilbert
In uncertainty I am certain that underneath their topmost layers of frailty men...– John Steinbeck (via misswallflower)