Except for death and paying taxes, everything in life is only for now.– Avenue Q, “For Now”
Out-of-context chat of the day
Bryan: I guess I am saying that I don’t understand your feelings on cereal
'Omg, rewind that' of the day
Um, my favorite part of Conan O’Brien’s “Can’t Stop” documentary is the ADORABLE shot of Jon Hamm and his lovely wife, Jennifer Westfeldt, about 48 minutes in.
Time is an equal opportunity employer. Each human being has exactly the same...– Denis Waitley (via middlenameconfused)
You are not your job, you’re not how much money you have in the bank. You are...– Fight Club (via whineandspirits)
I mean to me you’re not really a twentysomething/New Yorker/combination of both until you sob to your mother on the sidewalk about how stressed you are with your career and your relationships and cereal is too expensive. It just happens without warning and you weep, without giving a damn about passersby. And no one cares here. It’s so great. Extra points for losing it on the subway...
He’ll pinch a cigarette between his fingers. He’ll take a drag, blow that drag...– Maureen Medved (via misswallflower)
I do not work well with others and I do not wish to learn to do so. I do not...– Fran Lebowitz is my heroine
Sometimes cool funny girls are initially cunty to other cool funny girls because...– In Which We Teach You How to Be a Woman in Any Boys’ Club
No one’s life is ordinary. We’re all the heroes and heroines, with fate or flaws...– Maeve Binchy (via stotto)
WOMEN, am I right? →
“Be the best. That is, assuming that you are the best. Be the best you can possibly be, whatever that means to you. Absolutely do not step down in order to not threaten people. Don’t apologize. If you genuinely fucked up fine, you are allowed to apologize once but then stop apologizing. Think about how much you hear women apologizing for themselves for no reason, or being...