On move-in day I dealt with both the police and fire department. Police: My movers weren’t allowed to park on my street due to hospital proximity, so he had to drive in a continuous circle, dropping off box by box, one by one, on the sidewalk, drive-by style, until we were finished. Fire: Some kids thought it might be cool to jump on a trashed mattress outside our building, set it on fire,...
Also, hoping today involves multiple uses of the...
Last one I promise
Sorry I’m late. I got caught on the F train. Or as I now call it, the...– Grace Adler, Will & Grace, Season 5
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Bryan: So I'm watching Spongebob
Bryan: And it's the episode where Spongebob forgets how to tie his shoes
Bryan: Now, I only ever knew how to tie shoes using the bunny ears method
Bryan: So I always pay attention to these kinds of episodes
Bryan: And they really don't teach how to tie shoes
Bryan: They don't explain some of the main steps
Bryan: And the laces they show during the song just end up being twisted, not knotted
Bryan: It's like watching A Very Special Episode of a show, but all of the facts are wrong
Bryan: I always feel a little betrayed at this episode
Bryan: Like, why won't they just teach me how to tie shoes the normal way
Bryan: The song only makes sense if you already know
Bryan: Just like the loop, swoop, and pull thing in Big Daddy
Bryan: If you don't know what to loop, swoop, or pull, then you won't get it
me: all of this is going on my tumblr
Success is my only motherfuckin’ option, failure’s not!– Eminem
I need to stop making “we” statements when out with Shannon, i.e. “we just came from dinner,” “we always let Shannon taste test the wine,” etc., it’s very pseudo-coupley, not that there’s anything wrong with that
According to the Princeton Review, UGA is now the No. 1 party school in America and the No. 2 user of hard liquor. Thanks for the lessons, Athens.