I still crack up watching Father of the Bride Part II when Steve Martin goes, “at least going to the movies will be economical, one child, two seniors!” This line encapsulates my sense of humor
tomorrow is another day
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kari-shma: julie911: R.E.M. - Leaving New...
Jemmye on this season's Real World is my new...
I <3 Нью-Йорк
I can’t stop drinking the coffee. If I stop drinking coffee, I stop doing the...– Lorelai Gilmore, my hero (except for that whole teen pregnancy thing) (via stotto)
I never felt settled or calm. You can’t really commit to life when you...– Angelina Jolie
Nancy always sets up the coffee pot for me. She’ll prepare it the night before...– Steve Carell, “It’s The Little Things That Matter” (via quote-book)
Well this is officially the best news of the decade! Let me pull out my...– my roommate Lindsay via text on the 3D release of “Titanic,” who is not kidding about the dress
A record-breaking heat wave tightened its grip on New York City on Tuesday, as...– NY Times I didn’t even read the news about yesterday’s record-breaking temperatures until today, I’m so used to New York weather trying to kill me, I was just kind of “ugh, it’s hot” but apparently I was patient and resilient! Wow! I’m such an awesome...
mad-azn: Nothing like getting sweated on by strangers during my morning commute. Thanks MTA, I think the ‘hot mess’ look is really working. Oh, it’s so MTA hot mess season. THERE WILL BE SWEAT.
It’s the whole Buffet Syndrome — for New York City boys, Manhattan is...– “The Nanny Diaries,” not the ScarJo movie but the actual book
I’m kind of annoyed with hipster sepia tone photos of people with neutral expressions in Raybans sitting outside of a diner with a cigarette, but at the same time my annoyance comes from jealousy because I want one, someone help me with this
I don't ask a lot of questions
Re: Katy Perry’s “California Gurls” video What does Candy Land have to do with California
Six months lata — Jenny moves to NY somewhat... →
I’ve decided to celebrate my six-month anniversary with a (free) haircut, from my stylist-in-training at Arrojo salon, I’m not sure what I’m getting yet but think it may involve a throwback to the bangs
Coffee is like my BFF that sometimes completely lashes out and is crazy, every once in a while it refuses to make me caffeinated and starts wars in my stomach, and I hate it and swear to it I’ll never drink it again, but then the next morning I’m like, I still love you even though you destroy my intestines
In my experiences, guys won't give you mixed...
bestpicture1977: jessicachu: Ladies, write this on a post-it and place that shit on your bathroom mirror.
People don’t want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their...– Chuck Palahniuk (via quote-book)
You got a dream … You gotta protect it. People can’t do...– The Pursuit of Happyness
Elyse and I's texts over the past 24 hours,...
Elyse: I want to die
Me: Me too
Elyse: My burn is so bad I am literally dying
Elyse: I feel like hot garbage
Me: I literally have a red neck. I'm not telling people I'm from Georgia today
Elyse: We are a sad pair
Me: My ass cheeks have me confused with someone in an S&M relationship they hurt so bad
Elyse: My feet look like I spilled Koolaid on them
Elyse: tell melissa to buy a boom box
Elyse: for our listening pleasure on the beach
Elyse: actually who are we kidding, this is long island
Elyse: i bet there will be thousands of boom boxes
I always see those exercise in your cubicle articles. But it’s like… “Bring a pair of light dumbbells — or use water bottles — and do biceps curls, triceps extensions, and shoulder raises and presses, all while sitting in your chair.” If I saw someone doing that shit I would never let them live it down. Or: “Do 10 push-ups every hour off the edge of your...