Do not fear death as much, rather the inadequate life.– Bertolt Brecht (via quote-book)
“Our 100% Pure Emu Oil comes from free-range birds, tenderly raised in the foothills of the Shenandoa mountains.” I learn about so many random useless products at my job
A half-decade of musical partnership comes to an end, R.I.P. Mini iPod: http://omgitsjpax.wordpress.com/
Larry: Alice, tell me something true. Alice: Lying’s the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off — but it’s better if you do. I love rewatching a movie years later and it takes on a completely different meaning … so many great one-liners in “Closer.”
Why I'll never truly fit in at an East Village...
me: what do you recommend for cleaning my yoga mat with? like a clorox spray or just soap and water?
instructor: no. clorox damages the integrity of the mat.
me: oh, well, um, just soap then?
instructor: i use a potent blend of tea tree oil and water twice a week.
me: ok, so that's like, 5 bucks? at a vitamin store?
instructor: it's 20 dollars or so at whole foods.
me: alrighty then, thanks!!!
Tumblr is like the least work-“yeah, I’m totally working hard”-friendly site ever, the enormous login page isn’t fooling anybody!
Wait, is the Super Bowl happening right now?
The scene in “Along Came Polly” when he’s profusely sweating at the “ethnic” restaurant seriously slays me every time, I love it
A lot of thoughts lately about holding onto the past, moving forward and letting go. Finally was able to put it into words after a couple cups of Sunday morning coffee (my favorite kind) and a good run: “Letting go, or, what I learned from ‘Up In The Air’”
Anonymous asked: So I have a pair of leggings I really like, but I can't decide if I should wear a longer top/short dress, or just a normal top with them. What are your thoughts on that?
Anonymous asked: Do you go to Bayside?
I hate January. It’s dark, cold, everyone’s in their bulky coats....– Liz Lemon, “30 Rock”
‘If you work really, really hard, and you’re kind… Amazing things will happen to...– Most retweeted Conan O’Brien quote is from farewell speech (video) (via kelsey85) This speech really hit a note with me. NBC is making a huge mistake.
Girls do not dress for boys. They dress for themselves, and of course, each...– Betsey Johnson (Submitted by: foolseesthesun) (via quote-book)
Everything we do is a choice: oatmeal or cereal, highway or side street, kiss...– Ned, Pushing Daisies (via quote-book)
Well Felicity finally got her shit together. It’s about time.
So many people walk around with a meaningless life. They seem half-asleep, even...– “Tuesdays With Morrie” by Mitch Albom (Submitted by: imgrace) (via quote-book)
It’s halfway through Season Two and Felicity is really getting on my nerves. This Greg guy isn’t even that cute, and Felicity you DROPPED PRE-MED. Make up your mind, go paint a landscape or save lives! And Ben was looking out for you by looking into his files! Can’t you get past MORALS for like five seconds and just make out with him please? Sorry guys, just ignore these...
Dealbreaker: You listen to "everything".
dealbreaker: bostonmassacre: Really. Everything. You don’t have any, you know, favorites…. no? You just listen to “whatever’s on the radio”? Oh my God. How about Owl City? You like that one song by them, huh? How about Ke$ha? You think she’s catchy? How about the yowls of a domestic tabby being raped by a Scottish wildcat? Get the hell out of here. I bet you have 300 bands on your iPod and...
Anonymous asked: What are your feelings on fratties wearing polos with turtles on them?
Anonymous asked: Take me home tonight? I don't want to let you go till you see the light.
I know I’m in the greatest city in the world and all on a Friday night, but I really need to find out if Felicity chooses Ben or Noel. I am completely obsessed with this show — which, yes, aired in 1999. Mostly because Scott Speedman makes me weak in the knees. Did you hear me? WEAK IN, THE, KNEES. GAAAAAAH.
Anonymous asked: Where is the Trader Joe's located in downtown NYC?
Anonymous asked: Would you like to give back donate money to UGA? The Arch Foundation needs your help.
Anonymous asked: Do you think Zack and Kelly would be married and have kids at this point?
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Roma ga ga ga
Ah la ooh la la
Roma ga ga ga
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Anonymous asked: Are you a Carrie, Charlotte, Miranda or Samantha?
Anonymous asked: Celine or Mariah?
Anonymous asked: If you had to pick between coffee and wine for the rest of your life. which would you pick?
Anonymous asked: What's your favorite kind of cheese?
braunderswasdeleted-deactivated asked: If you could mix any one thing in to your macaroni and cheese, what would it be? For example, I use broccoli, some people like hot dogs, my mom likes ketchup.
I love how the directional signs throughout MTA transit are both mindlessly clear and painstakingly vague. “Transfer to 6 train at center of platform.” If you knew what the platform was, this would make a lot of sense. Am I on the platform? Is the platform upstairs? Will it take me to Hogwarts? It is an Easter egg hunt. So you go upstairs looking for the platform. Sometimes they tell...