I don’t understand the big deal about Starbucks’ “treat receipts.” You know, you buy something in the morning, get a receipt for a $2 grande drink. They’re doing so much promotional garbage for this when all I spend there at most is $2.20 anyway. Again, another collective fail of the $4 frappucino-guzzling crowd. Call me when you’re giving out free, BLACK, DARK,...
kristenshaw: i spent $30 at the loft saturday night. WHAT HAS MY LIFE BECOME That’s the worst, when it shows up in capital letters as “THE LOFT” on your banking statement
You know who I am, Mr. Flannagan, I’m the girl in the afternoon.– Audrey Hepburn as Ariane, “Love in the Afternoon” (1957)
Whenever someone tells me I can’t accomplish something it honestly just gives me more incentive to do it.
When I wear my Mary Jane’s shoes I can escape from a blues The whole world seems a little bit brighter, brighter My heavy steps get a little bit lighter, lighter Whoa my Mary Jane’s When I wear my Mary Jane’s shoes Just like a child under bruise My heart and my soul they feel like I’m seven But from my head to my toes It’s like I’m in heaven, heaven ...
Don’t point that gun at him, he’s an unpaid intern.– Steve Zissou, “The Life Aquatic”
Make it work, girl
quote-book: folkinz: make it work this concerns me andrae? where’s andrae? it looks like pterodactyl from a gay jurassic park talk to me carry on holla atcha boy gather round designers don’t bore nina PROJECT RUNWAY!!! But wait, they forgot my all-time favorite: Tim: This looks a little Sargeant Pepper to me. Designer: I don’t even know what that means. Tim: Oh God, youth.
The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.– Mark Twain (via psychotherapy)
Most men would never tell a girl her Pikachu smells like a crab cake. It’s...– Chelsea Handler
I’m the author of my own story; unfortunately, I’m writing in pen so I can’t...
Before the movie started, they had this long ad, you know those ads, like...– Mindy Kaling
“Go, embrace your liberty. And see what wonderful things come of it.” Just watched “Little Women.” Kind of wish I didn’t see that “Friends” episode where Rachel spoils the ending for Joey after he ruins “The Shining” for her. Can’t say I was all that surprised. Still, goodie of a film.
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Thanks TIME, now I have a formal excuse to let myself go
Jack: We might not be the best people ...
Liz: But we're not the worst.
Liz & Jack: Graduate students are the worst.
-- 30 Rock
Also, $950 a month (util. incl) for an UES loft sounds great, but the fact that you’re an internationally renowned puppeteer is a bit of a dealbreaker.
Currently enthralled with MATT & KIM, aka the guy and girl who do the song in the Bacardi Mojito commercial (“Daylight”) as well as the background of NBC’s “Community” promos (“Good ‘Ol Fashion Nightmare”). Maybe they’ve been big for a while but my iPod hasn’t been updated since 2001. They are poppy and cheerful and rad! I love them!
If you aren’t cute, you may as well be clever.– David Sedaris
“Lindsay Lohan introduced her very own milkshake recipe recently at a store in West Hollywood. She cleverly named it the ‘Lindsay Lohan.’ It consisted of vanilla and chocolate ice cream and, wait for it, Oreo cookie crumbs. It’s pretty groundbreaking to add Oreos to ice cream, just ask the people over at Breyers who make ‘Oreo Ice Cream.’ However, I was surprised...
Gone are the jump ropes and medicine balls of my youth. Now there are only...– David Sedaris, “Naked”
During episodes of unemployment I find it rewarding to sleep as much as possible...– David Sedaris, “Naked”
Right now I’m rocking out to James Taylor’s Greatest Hits while sipping on Folger’s instant coffee. I’m officially a suburbanite/45-year-old woman.